Monday, March 13, 2006

Dear God

Here's something cute to share with you. I received it from a friend who lives in California:

  • Dear God, please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.

    -- Amanda

  • Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.

    -- Joyce

  • Dear Mr. God, I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.

    -- Janet

  • God, I read the bible. What does beget mean? Nobody will tell me.


    -- Alison

  • Dear God, How did you know you were God? Who told you?

    -- Charlene

  • Dear God, Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his golf words in the house?

    -- Anita

  • Dear God, I bet it's very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.

    -- Nancy

  • Dear God, I like the story about Noah the best of all of them. You really made up some good ones. I like walking on water, too.

    -- Glenn

  • Dear God, My Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go?


    -- Dennis

  • Dear God, Do you draw the lines around the countries? If you don't, who does?

    -- Nathan

  • Dear God, Did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an accident?

    -- Norma

  • Dear God, In bible times, did they really talk that fancy?

    -- Jennifer

  • Dear God, How come you did all those miracles in the old days and don't do any now?

    -- Billy

  • Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different summer camp this year.

    -- Peter

  • Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they each had their own rooms. It works out OK with me and my brother.

    -- Larry

  • Dear God, I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet.

    What's up? Don't forget.

    -- Mark

  • Dear God, My brother told me about how you are born but it just doesn't sound right. What do you say?

    -- Marsha

  • Dear God, If you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes.

    -- Barbara

  • Dear God, Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through the business?

    -- Donny

  • Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God than you. Well, I just want you to know that.

    I am not just saying that because you are already God.

    -- Charles

  • Dear God, It is great the way you always get the stars in the right place. Why can't you do that with the moon?

    -- Jeff

  • Dear God, I am doing the best I can. Really !!!!

    -- Frank

  • Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday night. That was really cool.

    -- Thomas


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