Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Humor: Dear Wife

Dear Wife,

I wrote your name on sand, it got washed away. I wrote your name in the air, it got blown away. then I wrote your name on my heart and I got a heart attack.

God saw me hungry, so he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, so he created Pepsi. He saw me in the dark, he created light. He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

Twinkle Twinkle little star. You should know what you are. And once you know what you are, the mental hospital is not so far.

Rain makes all things beautiful. If rain makes all things beautiful, then why doesn't it rain on you?

When your live is in darkness, pray to God to free you from the darkness. If after you pray, you still live in darkness, then please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL.

The Unknown Husband

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