Sunday, October 01, 2006

The Loving Husband

Here's another joke for you. I received it from a friend in the Denmark:

A man and his wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.

The undertaker told him, "You can have her shipped home for ...

$5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

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