The Loving Husband
Here's another joke for you. I received it from a friend in the Denmark:
A man and his wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told him, "You can have her shipped home for ...
$5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."