Wednesday, December 06, 2006

KFC: Our Daily Chicken

It's time for another Catholic joke. I hope you enjoy it:

A salesman from KFC walked up to the Pope and offers him a million dollars if he would change "The Lord's Prayer" from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken." The Pope refused his offer.

Two weeks later, the man offered the pope 10 million dollars to change it from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken" and again the Pope refused the man's generous offer.

Another week later, the man offered the Pope 20 million dollars and finally the Pope
accepted.

The following day, the Pope said to all his officials, "I have some good news and some bad news. 'The good news is, that we have just received a check for 20 million dollars. The bad news is, we lost the Wonder Bread account!'"

Source: Comedy Central

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2 Comments:

Blogger Matt said...

I love that joke! I'm Catholic and have heard my fair share of Catholic jokes over the years. That's always one of the best in my opinion.

 
12/08/2006 06:18:00 PM  
Blogger Fayrouz said...

I laugh loud when I hear or read some of the good Catholic jokes. I try to post those on this blog.

I hope you're doing well in your exams.

 
12/09/2006 10:46:00 AM  

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