Dear God

Here's something cute to share with you. I received it from a friend who lives in California:

• Dear God, please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
  
  -- Amanda
  


• Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
  
  -- Joyce
  


• Dear Mr. God, I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.
  
  -- Janet
  


• God, I read the bible. What does beget mean? Nobody will tell me.
  
  Love,
  
  -- Alison
  


• Dear God, How did you know you were God? Who told you?
  
  -- Charlene
  


• Dear God, Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his golf words in the house?
  
  -- Anita
  


• Dear God, I bet it's very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.
  
  -- Nancy
  


• Dear God, I like the story about Noah the best of all of them. You really made up some good ones. I like walking on water, too.
  
  -- Glenn
  


• Dear God, My Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go?
  
  Love,
  
  -- Dennis
  


• Dear God, Do you draw the lines around the countries? If you don't, who does?
  
  -- Nathan
  


• Dear God, Did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an accident?
  
  -- Norma
  


• Dear God, In bible times, did they really talk that fancy?
  
  -- Jennifer
  


• Dear God, How come you did all those miracles in the old days and don't do any now?
  
  -- Billy
  


• Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different summer camp this year.
  
  -- Peter
  


• Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they each had their own rooms. It works out OK with me and my brother.
  
  -- Larry
  


• Dear God, I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet.
  
  What's up? Don't forget.
  
  -- Mark
  


• Dear God, My brother told me about how you are born but it just doesn't sound right. What do you say?
  
  -- Marsha
  


• Dear God, If you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes.
  
  -- Barbara
  


• Dear God, Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through the business?
  
  -- Donny
  


• Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God than you. Well, I just want you to know that.
  
  I am not just saying that because you are already God.
  
  -- Charles
  


• Dear God, It is great the way you always get the stars in the right place. Why can't you do that with the moon?
  
  -- Jeff
  


• Dear God, I am doing the best I can. Really !!!!
  
  -- Frank
  


• Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday night. That was really cool.
  
  -- Thomas