Devil In The Church

One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church.

Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon everyone was evacuated from the church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving... seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

Source: Comedy Central

Humor: Dear Wife

Dear Wife,

I wrote your name on sand, it got washed away. I wrote your name in the air, it got blown away. then I wrote your name on my heart and I got a heart attack.

God saw me hungry, so he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, so he created Pepsi. He saw me in the dark, he created light. He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

Twinkle Twinkle little star. You should know what you are. And once you know what you are, the mental hospital is not so far.

Rain makes all things beautiful. If rain makes all things beautiful, then why doesn't it rain on you?

When your live is in darkness, pray to God to free you from the darkness. If after you pray, you still live in darkness, then please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL.

The Unknown Husband